imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”
GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
#THE GRILL ISN’T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
get some duct tape & fix that attitude
Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?
I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom legs tied together they change slowly until they can breath, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed.
someone please write this